The ingenuity of my father has delivered many great things in life, but the best is by far a term he has coined years ago and has been gaining popularity ever since- CAWS. It is an acronym for "Crap And Worthless Shit," which basically describes all the little nic nacs, momentos, desk paraphernalia, etc. that everyone else but you thinks has little to no value.
Examples:
She picked up some bona fide CAWS at the yard sale during her afternoon stroll.
He truly cherished his man cave, because it was the one place his wife allowed him to store all of his favorite CAWS on display.
The amount of time you spend deciding whether or not to buy something is inversely proportional to the value of the CAWS you're considering buying.
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